Nuclear Laptop
My nuclear powered laptop batter is awesome – that converts to 50 hours total usage time!
View ArticleRapture
Was not taken in the rapture so I need to organize something to eat. I guess the Indian takeaway owners will not have been taken either…
View ArticleEmail Tabs
I used to think that tabs in a email client would be a killer feature, but I have just realized that I almost never actually use them.
View ArticleGlobal Warming
FACT (according to my hospital room cleaner): The increased number of earthquakes and volcanic eruptions lately is due to global warming…
View ArticleHospital Bathroom
I did not expect high quality bathroom fittings in a hospital, but this is really just not trying.
View ArticleGod Like
Having someone tell you that it will “bless him” if you stop to talk about a product does not mean he has recognized your God-like powers…
View ArticleError Log
Who would have thought that looking in a file called php_errors.log would help identify the PHP issues I was having on my website…
View ArticlePoker Permissions
Why do I have to give the poker game on Google+ permission to see my profile, email address and circles before I can play it?
View ArticleGlibc Update
Five hours gone and I am almost ready to push what was supposed to be a minor glibc update to the Arch Linux repos…
View ArticleGreat Theory
My theory is any mailing list post that generates this many replies is probably the right way to go.
View ArticleMixing
My beer bottle informs me ‘Kids and Alcohol Don’t Mix’. I agree… Sulphuric acid is probably a much better way to dissolve a child.
View ArticleAlcohol
Now I am wondering what would happen if you put an alive person in pure alcohol.
View ArticleDodgy Tiolet
A sign in the airport toilet concerned me: “Discovered you have prostate cancer?” What are people doing in there?
View ArticleBad code
If you are looking for an old style Arch Linux boot-up, I’d avoid this project with commits such as this.
View ArticleHeights
Was there ever an astronaut with a (mild…) fear of heights? I want to know if at some height it becomes too abstract for the fear to hold.
View ArticleReboot
Today I learned buses are like computers… To fix an issue the driver was told to shut it down, wait a minute, then start it again.
View ArticleAdvise
I enjoy being given obvious advise but then I become concerned some people need it: “Do not drive a car if this medication makes you dizzy”
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